Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda…
It’s funny, because even though corn is a huge product of the United States, it has this really strong association with South/Central America for me. I picture the little carts of elote sold on the corners and markets in Hispanic areas when I think of how people eat corn. I guess what I’m saying is that I find it weird to think about people in Asia and Europe eating corn, but it’s pretty cool too. Globalization!
(Anyone out there ever had anything like any of these recipes? This looks more fancy than representative to me. But delicious.)
i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.”
When someone says a racist comment to you and uses the term “Mexican”
Your first response should NOT be
"I am not Mexican".
I have feelings about this.
On the one hand, yes a lot of times the visceral reaction that accompanies “I am not Mexican”…
If someone says a racist comment to you because you look Hispanic, tear that bitch to shreds if you can, or get out. Respectability politics are a game that no one wins except for the person who gets to set the rules, and throwing Mexicans under the bus to try and look better is scummy as hell.
But there’s also this angry jerk that you get when you’re misidentified, like someone has called you by the wrong name, and the desire to correct it is weirdly urgent. I’m El Salvadorian on one side, Guatemalan on the other and I once had the extreme joy of arguing with an idiot who was sure that Guatemala isn’t a real country. Estadounidense fool tried to tell me that Guatemala is part of Mexico and he was so damn sure he was right.
"I’m not Mexican" is something I say angrily not because I have anything against Mexico, but because I’m trying to assert that I exist.
where is my master and margarita and revolutionary girl utena crossover
anthy and margarita would have so much to talk about
SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM
HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM
NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM
"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"
OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM
NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM
CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM
NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM
"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"
OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM
Jesus: Still me, till these muthafuckaz kill me
The Incredulity of Saint Thomas (details) (c.1620), Bernardo Strozzi / Point the Finga, 2Pac
Literary Word Count Infographic: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/literary-word-count-infographic
28th July 1914 - Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia
On July 28, 1914, one month to the day after Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and his wife were killed by a Serbian nationalist in Sarajevo, Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia, effectively beginning the First World War.
The following telegram sent by Count Leopold von Berchtold (Austro-Hungarian Foreign Minister) at 11.10 am to M. N. Pashitch (Serbian Prime Minister and Foreign Minister), who received it at 12.30 pm
28 July 1914
The Royal Serbian Government not having answered in a satisfactory manner the note of July 23, 1914, presented by the Austro-Hungarian Minister at Belgrade, the Imperial and Royal Government are themselves compelled to see to the safeguarding of their rights and interests, and, with this object, to have recourse to force of arms.
Austria-Hungary consequently considers herself henceforward in state of war with Serbia.